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National Act Slow Day

December 6th is national act slow day, a day where you act slow and retarted all day .
Alex: December 6th you know what that means...
Brie: National act slow day..
by Jayla Cat December 4, 2019
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National pussy sending day

On the 28th of April you have to send your boyfriend 3 videos of you playing with your pussy. They all have to be ATLEAST 30 seconds or they wont count and they have to be on the same day or else they double until you send them.
Hey can you send me a video of your pussy?

no

but its the 28th National pussy sending day

oh okay I forgot (sends)
by laydim12 April 28, 2024
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The day that you are obligated to grab someones boobs otherwise you are gay.
”Hey Karen! It’s National Boobie Grabbing Day! Get those boobies out!”

Kevin: ”Bob, Karen let me touch her boobs

Today!”
Bob: ”But.... she’s my wife...”
*awkward silence*
by NationalDayMaker April 11, 2019
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National Send A Titty Picture Day

The day where the female of any choice is obligated to send a picture of her titties. This date is on December 4th.
“baee it’s National Send A Titty Picture Day you already know the deal 😈🙏.”
by that really nigga December 3, 2022
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National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.
"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*
by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021
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National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!
You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023
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National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.
Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day
by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021
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