by Lewisville Slugger December 29, 2024
Get the Cock Pocketmug. when a cock looks like a cork and no one will ever love you for it, Maybe a hedgehog might, there's is pretty fucked too.
Brodie: Yo, did you see Rabs cock last night?
Matt: Nah lad I was blasted. Why?
Brodie: He's got a Scwabble Cock
Matt: Nah lad I was blasted. Why?
Brodie: He's got a Scwabble Cock
by Jack Sniff February 13, 2022
Get the Scwabble Cockmug. by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025
Get the Cock explosivitymug. by Gavin j May 28, 2021
Get the Chocolate cock fuckmug. Hey bob why are my cock and balls beeping?
CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!
*blows up*
*both die*
CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!
*blows up*
*both die*
by Cockandballsman69 September 12, 2022
Get the cock and ballsmug. by bluefruitypebbles June 30, 2025
Get the cockedmug. - Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?
son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?
- Yes, that's right. Now about that.
son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.
son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?
- Yes, that's right. Now about that.
son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.
by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022
Get the kiss my cockmug.