Kicked in the Balls

An extremely dishonorable fighting procedure, its a unwritten rule that all men shall never strike the testicles of another man.

"To be kicked in the balls is a violation of the Male Geneva Convention."

by Дecca May 11, 2022

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Cheese balls

The taste of LONDYNS COOCH

I want some cheese balls rn baby

by Unknown man 9085689 May 11, 2022

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BALLS

girls like them a lot and like them when they are squishy

i like balls

by RAGEWOLFYT May 11, 2022

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It is when you want to have sex, but you are an incel, and you can´t have sex until the whole universe decide it for you... whe nthe stars get aligned... or when your wife decide to be good with you....

Example 1:
-Man!, i have ball blues... aaaagh!
-Oh dude! again? do you want some budsex?
-WTF! I'm not that desperated

Example 2:
Tonight my girlfriend killed my ball blues... Now i'm fine! :D

Example 3:
-What happen with you? why so anxious
-I'm desperated to finish my working hours, this ball blues is kiling me...
-Don't tel me you're going with scorts again! Dude!

by Sinvídet May 12, 2022

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Red Balls

The equivalent to blue balls but for firefighters that have gone too long without putting out a fire.

Well that was an awesome fire. Now my red balls have been relieved!

by HardG May 12, 2022

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ball bibs

Balls or testicles as they are known in some parts of the world Have been known as to Obtained vaginal secretions from a lady slophole, These Undignified Secretions are not only disgusting But can lead to diseases such as stank foot,twitchy lip and Negro Hair.... To solve this issue that has plagued man for centuries Scientists created the ball bib,Scrote Tote,or Nut Nappy as they are known To finally keep such abomination away from The the pure Just And righteous genitalia of the male And free from the Adulterous, Unholy And pretty much proven to be the devil's Roast beef sandwich or female vagina as Liberal science would want you to call It.

Excuse me Whore How much would it cost to dip my chicken in your slop hole, And don't worry about me catching any of your diseases Whore I brought my ball bibs.

by Layla Cox October 26, 2022

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