National vans day

National vans day Is March 8th so wear your vans which are shoes

National vans day is on March the 8th so wear your vans!!

by Cabella and Shanna March 9, 2019

National fern day

To celebrate the birth of the greatest plant. 6 June.

What a beautiful day to celebrate national fern day!

by Totally not fern December 4, 2022

National Only Speak Polish

To enlighten to polish in you, we encourage you only speak polish November 4. To respect the great culture that polish has and honor your ancestors.

"Dzień dobry panie Lain" (good morning mr lain)
"what are you even saying?"
"To narodowe tylko po polsku!" (its national only speak polish day!)
"ooooh wow soooo cool"

by riddlingriddler November 1, 2021

National grab ass day

On this day you are obligated to grab someones ass and if you don’t you are a failure

Stacey got mad because I grabbed her ass, but I explained to her it was National Grab Ass Day.

by Petteryettersketter November 24, 2019

national ramen day

this day is january 4! its where everyone shits, eats, and breath ramen noodles. go CraZY nd StOOpid !

someone: "wow bitch its january 4th!"
other fucker: "yeah its national ramen day"

by leodardi October 25, 2019

National Booty Pic Day

December 1st

Start off the holiday season right by sending a picture of that fine ass of yours to your favourite beau or belle!

"Damn, Melissa just sent me a booty pic!"
"Of course she did, it's December 1st; National Booty Pic Day!"

by Some meme November 28, 2020

NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.

OH SHIT SHE JUST SPIT IN HER HAIR AHHHH EVERYONE YELLS! NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 18, 2019