chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Double face entendre

A person who has two opposite personalities (Usually one is less preferable than the other)

"My ex-girlfriend is such a double face entendre."

by Mr. BigBig November 28, 2022

Banana face

A chinese that is seemingly unable to speak to write in chinese, giving the appearance of a banana (yellow on the outside white on the inside) but is actually, really, just another chinese.

Characteristics include but not limited to :
1. Bougie appearance (may or may not actually be)
2. Speaks only English even though proficient in other languages

3. Exceptionally friendly with everyone (relative to Chinese counterparts)

Damn this girl a banana face, we be speaking chinese the whole time but she be pretending.

by Treeleggedchair April 23, 2019

Button Face

A specific breed of Scottish person that has a big head but a small face, to the extent that it resembles a button that is sown onto a shirt.

That button face won’t stop going on about deep fat fried Mars bars.

by Watervole July 4, 2018

Pillow faced

Pillow faced. When a girls face is lost in a couch cushin, while being done from behind. And has a carpit burn on her face!

That slut got pillow faced last night!

by Magnumpi100 December 12, 2020

Face dick

When your homeboys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:can you face dick me??
Boy 2:sure*pulls out dick*

by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

Double faced entendre

Somebody who has 2 totally different personalities, unbeknownst to you one side being an angel one side being a devil.

Damn man lucy aint even letting me take her to smashtown and bump uglies
Yeah man that bitch a double faced entendre

by MeatRocket June 24, 2021