The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.
"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012
Get the Hot Dog Handshakemug. Bodybuilders are naked hot, I mean look at their face disgusting... but their bodies are something else
by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019
Get the Naked Hotmug. The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!
Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.
by Greenjellowithhotdogs May 8, 2021
Get the Green Jello with Hot Dogsmug. A hot battered turd describes a snobby person and/or a very conceited one. Arrogant about their looks so as to appear to be pleasant and welcoming but once you break through a thin veneer they are rotten to the core.
Annabella is such a hot battered turd she thinks no man is attractive enough to equal her so she just fishes for men who have huge incomes and bank accounts.
by fucklerclaus November 2, 2018
Get the Hot Battered Turdmug. Sexual act of placing a stick of butter in your partners mouth during intercourse while placing a sandwich bag over their mouth/nose. Followed by spanking with a tennis racket to form a waffle pattern on the body.
by The French Prince March 20, 2022
Get the Hot Wafflemug. When 2 people, usually a couple or people seeing each other, share a phone call where one or both persons masturabtes off the sound of the other's voice.
by Cas March 11, 2025
Get the hot callmug. by Bobcharley June 12, 2018
Get the hot ball watermug.