Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face

"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"

by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019

Face card never declines

Someone with a beautiful face.
A gorgeous and beautiful person.

Zendeya is gorgeous. Her face card never declines.

by Watermelanin February 25, 2024

White no-face

some dude who wont take off his mask even when covid wasnt around
likes to put the blame on other people and be annoying

"oh look its White No-Face!"
"get that stanky bitch outta here, you smell like rotting corpses"

by Shrekerman May 22, 2021

gay face

A person whos face looks unexplainably gay. Nothing to do with their personality or sexuality. They just naturally look like they would make out with someone of the same sex. Straight or not.

Frankie Grande, Key (SHINee), That one twink from ZeroBaseOne?, Most Love Is Blind contestants, Yves from LOONA, Luka Magnotta, Momo (TWICE), Ryujin (ITZY)

Nicholas Galitzine (guy with dick sucking lips DSL), Taemin (SHINee), Ethan Slater (spongebob), Lisa (BLACKPINK), Miya (GWSN), Cate Blanchett, Wolfcut Kim Minjeong (aespa) and Kendall Jenner

Pointing someone out in a crowd:

“You see that guy over there with gay face?”

“Yeah”

“Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him”

by bitchionknowchile March 22, 2024

Toddler face

The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.

My dad got major toddler face after eating saucy ribs.

by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014

Spaghetti face

When you're overzealously eating out a girl on her period, covering your face in a combination of vaginally juices and period blood clumps.

"Man, I didn't know my girl started the rag last night and when I was done eating her out I had some serious spaghetti face!"

by ItsUrkel March 3, 2024

flint-faced hag

one ugly son of a bitch

DAMNNNNN LOOK AT THAT flint-faced hag, SHE SHOULD GET THAT CHECKED

by Mr.PantsySmarts January 5, 2023