A rare but serious disease that effects the laziest of human society. Symptoms include: chronic sleeping and immence hatred for one's significant other, especially around her time of the month.
by GBRatfink October 19, 2009
Get the RVW Syndromemug. when you work a 9-5 (or 8-4) shift, come home by about 6 pm, only to take a shower and dose off to sleep until 8- 8:30 pm, before doing anything else; however, you are back in bed by 10-10:30 pm, because you have to get up early again the following morning and repeat the process.
the proletariat syndrome occurs most commonly in, as the name suggests, the working classes who don't work in offices, during the fall and winter months, usually September through late January, when the days are getting shorter. Also, the proletariat syndrome should never, under any circumstances, be confused with a real medical condition known as seasonal mood disorder
by Sexydimma July 30, 2016
Get the proletariat syndromemug. When you (or someone you know) hates on something popular just because of popular opinion and not because of their own personal judgement. A couple of example include, but not limited too Nickelback, Pineapple on pizza, Video games, Windows 11, etc...
by Total Nonsense January 16, 2022
Get the Nickelback Syndromemug. by Ltcm anthony June 14, 2022
Get the Explosive Cat Syndromemug. "he died of death syndrome"
"No he didn't, Gerald, you can't keep saying people died of death syndrome"
"No he didn't, Gerald, you can't keep saying people died of death syndrome"
by anonymous August 27, 2023
Get the Death Syndromemug. When your friend is driving your pregnant wife around, and is such a terrible driver you are worried that your baby might come out pre-shaken, ie sloshen baby syndrome.
by sloshenbaby July 17, 2009
Get the sloshen baby syndromemug. Sanafer syndrome (also referred to as Ali Ketaminosis) is a crucially scarce disorder, and has the possibility to inflict its curse on 1/26 billion kids. Symptoms include extreme tardiness to anything, usually showing up 26-9,420 minutes later than expected to. Other symptoms include being mistaken for a zionist jew scum due to the unique deformation of the nasal cavaties that is caused by the syndrome, paralyzing laziness, and tourettes-like spasms causing the subject to say things very often such as: “Maaan, shiiiit, fuuuck, what time is iiiit, (and most commonly) my phone is deaaad😩”
Doctor: “I’m terribly sorry madam, however the tests have proven to show… *feels so bad he starts jerking off to feel better*
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME❗️”
Mom: “NOOOOOOO!!!!! NO ! NO! NOO NOO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!!! IT CAN’T BE! WE DID NOTHING WRONG NOTHING WAS WRONG. WHY GOD. WHYYYYY!!!!”
Doctor: *Stops jerking off* “Like I said maam I’m terribly sorry. But fear not. For I may have a solution to this abomination. By keeping it off buzz, specifically restraining it from crossing the 20% threshold, as well as keeping it off the ganja, with a nose job your son may have a fighting chance in this world.”
Mom: “OH THANK YOU DOCTOR THANK YOU. How will I ever repay you for this?”
Old wrinkle balls doctor: “…”
YOUR SON HAS SANAFER SYNDROME❗️”
Mom: “NOOOOOOO!!!!! NO ! NO! NOO NOO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!!! IT CAN’T BE! WE DID NOTHING WRONG NOTHING WAS WRONG. WHY GOD. WHYYYYY!!!!”
Doctor: *Stops jerking off* “Like I said maam I’m terribly sorry. But fear not. For I may have a solution to this abomination. By keeping it off buzz, specifically restraining it from crossing the 20% threshold, as well as keeping it off the ganja, with a nose job your son may have a fighting chance in this world.”
Mom: “OH THANK YOU DOCTOR THANK YOU. How will I ever repay you for this?”
Old wrinkle balls doctor: “…”
by BigDaddyPlantation October 25, 2023
Get the Sanafer Syndromemug.