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Dumb Dog

making a fool of oneself.
to show everyone how much of a reject you can be.
being the biggest loser by your actions.
to be everyones last choice.
proving to everyone that you're unerliabe & untrustworthy with any stupid act.
to be a worst of the bunch.
to show people that their parents made a mistake when they werent aborted.
That "dumb dog" just tried to gasllight me after they tried to impersonate and scam me that my indenity is their identity.

That "dumb dog" just tried to tell me how to do my job.
That "dumb dog" just broke 50 laws in 10 minutes.
The Dumn dog robbed a shop without a mask and dropped their ID.
If thats supposed to be a smart dog, that must be a "Dumb dog".
Justin Hammer compared to Tony Stark in Iron Man 2.
Biden just made himself a "Dumb Dog" by proving himself wrong with another lie that contradicts the rest of his lies.
The media is full of "Dumb Dogs", yesterday masks worked, the next day it doesnt work, the day after that everyone got fined for not wearing a mask.

The state gave that "Dumb dog" a license.
The "Dumb dog" doesnt know i saw what happened and know the truth.
"Dumb dog" is still trying to trick everyone.
"Dumb dog" reminded me why they're a "Dumb dog"
by thatstrash January 15, 2024
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dog

(v.) (New York slang) To devour an item of food
Person 1: Bro these noodles are dumb good
Person 2: I can tell, you dogging them shits
by treecoffee June 7, 2023
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Skinny dog

A person who always smokes your pot with you but never shares their pot.
Don't invite that skinny dog Doug, he never shares his stash.
by BeLoud January 27, 2022
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Dog Eyeing

When you stare down a potential mate as if you were reinforcing your role as the alpha to a k9 companion. Follow through and success requires you to persevere and remain eye contact, make the potential late look away first. If he/she looks back and smiles, go in to close the deal. If the target gives you a strange look, consider smiling next time.
Man, I was dog eyeing that chick and that's how I knew she wanted to share her lollipop.
by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018
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Muddy Dog

When two individuals are having raw anal doggy style. When the individual penetrating takes their penis out of the reciever’s anus there will be shit on the penis. The penatrator then grips their penis and slides their hand up the shaft to remove the shit. Once all the shit is on their hand they slap it on the back of the receiver.
Last night I gave your mum a muddy dog.”
Yesterday me and Kyle did muddy dog and my still smells of shit!”
by George Stanfield March 6, 2018
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raw dog

kylee sure loves to raw dog
by rdks August 11, 2022
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K dog

“Bro I caught k dog stalking j boogs insta the other day🤫🤫”
by 😕🐐🐵 April 15, 2019
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