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Two Weeks

Two Weeks

(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.
Dude #1: Twooooo weeeeeksss! (while saying this, he discreetly points his thumb in her direction)

Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks
by Mr Bob Lavender July 10, 2022
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Therapist Appreciation Week

Who was the one who specially spent time & effort to help you the last time? Who was the one who stayed & supported you through every situation?

It’s no other than your therapist (or a friend that does the same thing).

Please. Since they did everything they could to help you & make YOU happy last time, how about that change?

Introducing: Therapist Appreciation Week, 7 August to 13 August
What you can do: Simply just arrange a hangout IRL, ask her/him questions, give her/him flowers/anything else, really. For the first day, you could even write her/him a paragraph to start the week off too!
Therapist Appreciation Week:

Weekdays:

hey therapist,
personalized paragraph

Weekends:
hey therapist,
do you want to go out together some time?
(or anything similar)
by randomperson? July 20, 2022
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Varney weeks syndrome

One who is slow moving and lazy. This disease makes you sleep at your desk at work. Its also called african two legged tortoise disease.
That man is lazy as fuck. He has been diagnosed with varney weeks syndrome
by Donkeypox July 21, 2022
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National fuck your boyfriend week

National fuck your boyfriend everyday week is in the last two weeks of July!
Damn baby it's the national fuck your boyfriend week.. let's jiggy!
by nexusdube July 22, 2022
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National fuck your boyfriend week

National fuck your boyfriend everyday week is in the last two weeks of July!
Damn baby it's the national fuck your boyfriend week.. let's jiggy!
by nexusdube July 22, 2022
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Freak week

the week during ovulation when a woman is especially aroused
Clear your schedule baby it’s freak week
by arella31 July 29, 2022
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Blowjob Week

Blowjob week is that time of the month when your partner is all the time in her knees because your genitals are addictive. And also because she might be on her period. Partners who are happy celebrating Blowjob Week are rare! Mostly Latinas.
-I haven’t seen Scott and Karla for over a week now...how are they?

-They are perfectly fine! just elongating Blowjob week because they both love it ao much!
by papisgirl August 1, 2022
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