Tube stretcher

A Tube Stretcher is when a couple puts super glue in the vagina and Inserts the penis then walk away from each other pulling the Penis to its maximum length.

“Hey Sodapop Rob did you and the wife try the tube stretcher yet?”

by anonymous February 17, 2022

Covent Garden Tube station

The shittest tube station in london. Had to climb the stairs about 15 storeys up coz the lift fucked itself. Totally buggered after that lol

Covent Garden Tube station is a bloody nightmare, just stay on the train until leicester square

by fearlessmonkey8 January 4, 2023

volcanic tubes

When your nose is so big that when you breathe, it feels like a volcanic eruption.

I saw this kid with a nose that looked like two volcanic tubes

by chipoltleburrito 123 June 1, 2015

YOU TUBE POOP

A VIDEO ON YOU TUBE WHERE SOMEONE'S WORDS ARE MIXED. THEIR FACE MIGHT ALSO BE MIXED!

Joe Biden is expected to be the second President of You Tube Poop, since Donald Trump was the best actor and wasn't reelected.

by J_4_S_2_H_0 April 7, 2021

spit in a tube

What teachers refer as a DNA test

I just spit in a tube to see where I'm from

by Aritaco October 26, 2017

london tube

An uncircumcised British men's "old man."

That dude at the urinal was totally rocking a London Tube!

So I slept with this guy I picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious London Tube!

by Seattle White Thunder December 3, 2015

Ignorance Tube

The tube in the neck where assholes spew an overwhelming amount of ignorance, can also be the place that people shove food into known as the Nutrient Chute

I cant listen to john when he's spewing bullshit out of his Ignorance tube

by Genderlessbork April 21, 2018