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Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.
“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”
by android-app August 31, 2023
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Phantom hands

DORIAN HAVILLARD
“Manon is a lucky girl
Because of the Phantom hands
by 🐒 December 29, 2020
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Phantom-plug

Whenever you have a butt plug in your asshole for a long period of time (12 or more hours) and once removed it still feels like your butt is still plugged. (Also known as ghost-plug)
After running errands all day long with a butt-plug in, when I got home and took it out I came to the realization that I had a bad case of phantom-plug
by Alikaza! March 7, 2023
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phlacid phantom

A person who is acting, & dressing into a sexual character like a super hero, but has a soft limp pens as a silly super power.
Last night I dressed up as the phlacid phantom and role played with my wife.
by Yayaye January 9, 2015
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Phantom Stroke

Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.
Sara is the master of the Phantom Stroke, she has really soft towels too.
by SpanglyCharly November 25, 2018
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Phantom Shart

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.
Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.
by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022
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phantom floater

Someone who takes a huge shit and leaves it for the next person to see.
I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.
by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014
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