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The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.
by Chokal October 11, 2019
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The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.
by Chokal October 11, 2019
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Texas Taco

Duuude, I gave her that Texas taco last night, her cooch tasted like ribs.
by KinkyCarl August 27, 2019
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Dublin, Texas

Dublin, Texas is a small good for nothing town in Texas. You are either a dairy farmer, teacher or banker and everyone in your family will also become one of the three mentioned. In between the last High School football game of the season and the first High School football game of the next season all people do is sit in their rooms and stair out the window to see if anyone happens to be outside tossing a football so they will have something to do. IF anyone happens to be tossing a football around it will be covered by the local paper and everyone will be in the coffee shops talking about for weeks.
Did you hear about the kids tossing the football around in Dublin, Texas?
by Shamrock the Lion June 11, 2018
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woodville, texas

It's a small town in texas, that once girls graduate their asses get as wide as they are tall... Be easy on the door frames
Watch out people woodville, Texas is coming through.
by Lilj1984 March 31, 2017
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china, texas

China, Texas is a small town in Texas, just west of Beaumont. All was well in this sleepy little town until the residents got burned by their mayor, who sold her property to a low income housing company for $700,000. The now ex-mayor made so much money and pushed the build quietly through counsil. The towns folk voted the mean old lady out of office, but now China is stuck with low income apartments which the water dept will not be able to keep up with the new demands of. Sad for the future of little China, TX.
by china texas community April 1, 2017
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texas longborgy

A 2 to one ratio of teachers to students having sex with each other. Is an orgy. Related to Texas Longboard.
Dude we had a sick Texas Longborgy with 4 teachers last night!
by Seamendeamon69 April 7, 2017
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