sueded

is when you do something really loose but with a kind of style even if you make that thing bad

I like this pair of jeans but I need to suede them a little bit..

what did you do yesterday? I've been home sueded in the couch.

How did you brake your ankle? I was trying a kickflip but my ankle sueded off

by p.rossi May 3, 2010

tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su

in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.

your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'

by tu madre es tu mama June 14, 2011

Suede

An asshole but at the same time hot as fuck. Suedes can be confusing, they love you one day and the next day they ignore u all day. They can switch up really quickly too, it seems like they have no feelings at all, but really they can be really sensitive on the inside.

Bro why aren't you hanging out with suede?

Suedes being an asshole today, but tmrw we're probably gonna talk a bit

by Urmomlovesmemorethanudo November 20, 2021

sueded

drunk I got sueded tonite. I am sueded. You are sueded. We are all sueded.
Prepare to be sueded.

drunkI got sueded tonite. I am sueded. You are sueded. We are all sueded.
Prepare to be sueded.

by Karleigh May 13, 2005

suede j

The act of playing HALO 3 by yelling obscence, yet creative insults at the other players, including the players on your own team, while geekily wearing the included headset. Such insults include, but are not limited to the following: "Stop being such a vagina, you douche.", "Yo douchebag, here eat some ball-sack.", "Fuck you, you pusker, stop feeding me dick."

Wow, you play HALO so suede j.
Can you teach me how to play suede j style?

by Toni Ann November 25, 2007

Suede Patches

Clothing displaying profuse underarm sweating. Can also refer to the person with the profuse sweating.

“That lawyer must be nervous, check out her suede patches.”

"Check it out, Suede Patches over there he must have been on the treadmill for hours."

by SBoss2 January 29, 2009

Lady Suede

The soft fuzz on the surface of a woman's body. Especially on her upper, lip, chin and cheek bones.

The studio catch her lady suede. Can we edit that out?

by Davandisa January 18, 2012