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carb daddy

God of all carbs. One of the most powerful forces in the galaxy. He summoned all other aesthetic Gods inside the heavely chamber in hopes of generating pure energy and strength. He who guides the weak minded through pain and difficulties. He will eat all the carbs on this earth. He will not stop. He will keep going. He will eat everything, even the galaxy without limitation.
Adrian: "I want to be Carb Daddy!"
Bryan: "No, you can't. There is only one Carb Daddy. You must bow before me. "
by iimraiz March 23, 2017
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Daddy faaris

Faaris is the type of guy which will make ur dick throb and pussy if you have a dap it instantly turns into a way
Is that daddy faaris? All the girls started moaning
by Big daddy faaris March 6, 2023
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daddy bird

A sexual act, where a man ejaculates into his own mouth, mixes the semen with his own saliva by swishing, then baby-birds the mixture into his sexual partner’s waiting mouth.
Oh my god, I was fucking Charlie last night and you’ll never believe what he did. He wanted to daddy bird me.”
by b|Ind band|t April 19, 2018
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Daddy Dumper

The plump rump of a man. The male counterpart to mommy milkers.
Damn, dude, you shit out of that thing? That right there is a true daddy dumper!
by NerdAnnihilator April 29, 2021
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Daddy Magic

The source of all magic in the Dungeons & Daddies, that all the main characters have access to. Not a random WWE wrestler.
The original dads only beat their dads because of OP Daddy Magic
by ravagingl1tch April 5, 2022
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skeet daddy

A man who cannot hold in his sperm and fails at pulling out thus, has multiple kids by multiple women by mistake.
Tom: hey man did you hear that Jeff has 4 kids by three different women?

Mike: yea man. He's a skeet daddy.
by Splashgame June 4, 2016
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daddy maddy

by thot hunter dad October 20, 2017
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