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Steven Seagal

The Worst Insult You Can Call Someone, Synonyms Include Delusional, Insane, Ridiculous, Sexist, Aikido Master & Friend Of Putin.
Person 1: Get Outta Here, Steven Seagal
Person 2: *Audible Horrified Gasp*
by The Youtuber, It's Kyle Time September 18, 2023
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Steven

Typically Steven’s a fuckboys who will be really nice to you but always have an ulterior motive, Steven’s will never just talk to one girl they will most likely choose playing games over messaging you and will try and get with your friends.
Usually a Steven will talk to you for a while and then get bored and move onto another girl but every once in a while he’ll come back and the cycle begins again

NEVER TRUST A STEVEN
Girl #1 : This boy has just stopped talking to me for no reason

Girl #2 : What was his name?

Girl #1 : It’s Steven

Girl #2 : Ah that makes sense
by truthfulfacts123 October 6, 2020
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Steven

person #1: wait who is that

person #2: it's.... Jason Bourne

person #1: bro... his name tag says Steven
by boomersooner12354 June 4, 2018
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Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third
by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020
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steven

mega hot and attractive and very very attractive voice and plz run me over with a truck and bend me over
i love steven so much plz bend me over
by sillykittymeow March 9, 2025
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Ethan Stevens with a V

Stevens with a V is a great person and a absolute weapon that will come down to your ends an shank ya.
That guy is really cool
That's probably a Stevens with a V
He is being defined by his absolute big muscles
Ethan Stevens with a V is someone that you can only have one of and one that you know is cracked at fighting
by Ethan eats dogs for brekkie October 15, 2022
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Stevens

In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.

Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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