relationship manager

Self absorbed but useless a relationship manager struggles to relate to a mirror let alone people.

'That relationship manager isn't trying to talk to people again is he...?'

'Yep, we're fucked again'

by ForgottenSquirrel November 27, 2017

relationships

yin yang twin, adam and eve, punk/assbitch, bo(opposite sex) of a ho or hobo, motherfucker, and lady and the tramp. ken and barbie were siblings

your relationships are not going well.

by bushlight May 28, 2018

relationship shop

This is when a person is trying to pick who the person wants to be in a relationship with

Carly: so who would u choose. Ann:i dont know. i hate being in a fucking relationship shop

by anonymous April 10, 2021

6996 relationship

When someone is in a hot and heavy relationship and it devolves into a relationship where they can’t even sleep with their heads on the same end of the bed.

I can’t stand Mike and Jenny their 6996 relationship is annoying.

by HopeInABrokenJar June 12, 2024

relationship nazi

Commonly referred to as a personality flaw exhibited by couples who have mediocre or non-existent achievements or individuality to their own name so the mere concept that they are romantically involved with someone psychologically elevates them in their delusions of this hive minded cast system-construct of like minded individuals, "relationship Nazis". Everything they do revolves around self improvement through co-dependence of the other partners existence to emulate and project an obvious "plastic happiness". Common characteristics of a relationship Nazi couple include a sudden surge in the use of the word "relationship" in ones otherwise limited vocabulary for (lack of a better statement) since the word was popularized during the "Myspace era". Other characteristics include a narcissistic judgmental point of view in a pathetic and mundane, peasant-like display of competitive-"suburbatory" behavior towards real couples who are above such petty quips as well as other relationship Nazis, superficial friendships, exclusionary behavior exhibited by means of ostracizing them selves from cool single friends out of fear and insecurities that the single friends will talk them into cheating on a dudes/ladies night. Early signs of this personality disorder can be diagnosed by how the subject acts when he/she is single. Do they tout "bros before hoes" rhetoric and emulate how glad they are to be single? Do they have a deep disdain for the opposite sex for being jerks/players?

Where's Zeik?
Too good for his real friends.
Ahh, schlepping it up with fake smiles and suburbanite misery?
Yea you know, typical relationship Nazi stuff.

by Ampresandman March 14, 2016

Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.

Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”

by alfrtastik March 3, 2025

Relationship-ception

The act of being husband and wife, boyfriend and girlfriend, and best friends all at the same time.

Me: when we get married, we should be best friends, husband and wife, and boyfriend and girlfriend at the same time, AKA relationship-ception

Kenzie: Yee Haw to That

by Tykoi July 17, 2021