perfect fart

The perfect fart begins with a high pitch, and ends just seconds later with a thunderous baritone.

Honey, Dont be ashamed of that, it was the perfect fart. I should be so proud.

by bigbobp July 10, 2011

The Dude Perfect

The act of having a hard-on and lying vertically in bed, while your partner attempts to throw a Glazed Krispy Kreme donut from the end of the bed on to your erect penis.

Me and Stacy did The Dude Perfect last night. She got 500 points!

by Thicc Dicc December 20, 2019

Perfect-Day

n.) cookout/ adventure/reptiles/movies/ video games/ jams once intoxicated/ goodtalks/ everyone squeeze into one bed.

"Let's have a Perfect-Day!"

by Ragehoof June 29, 2009

perfect boyfriend

someone who loves you regardless of all your flaws and insecurities. someone who turns your world around. who does little things to show they appreciate you aswell as remembering all the little things you do
they help you see the good in everything and always want to help you in every way possible they light up your world and only have eyes for you.
they are loyal and passionate
and you will know when you have found the perfect boyfriend

selena : omg ari you have such a caring boyfriend your so lucky!
ari: yes I know he's a perfect boyfriend

by Tiarabbg December 10, 2019

Perfect Love

Fearless, peaceful love.

(Perfect Love is the opposite of Love Slavery.)

"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love." 1 john 4:18

by ily, you're perfect, change September 27, 2013

Perfect Slut

A girl, who, from all outside appearances appears to be perfect and innocent, in reality is probably baiting about half a dozen guys to go out with her.

Person 1: That girl is a perfect slut.
Person 2: How so?
Person 1: Well, she's going out with that guy, and that guy and that guy...
Person 2: But how does she keep a B+ average?

by Someone Number Seven February 6, 2009

Perfect Storm

A Perfect Storm in human form is a woman that keeps others stuck on them. These “Perfect Storm’s” (some unknowingly) make their partners fall deeply in love with them. You will also experience a whirlwind of all other emotions to the full extent within the relationship. Being with a Perfect Storm is very passionate, intense, and possibly toxic. You will love them, you will hate them, and you won’t be able to leave them. You are spent to the point of knowing you will never love anyone else, and do not want to. But a Perfect Storm can disappear as quickly as she came.

Jake hasn’t been the same since Liv left. She was his Perfect Storm.

by blahblahnopeblah June 9, 2018