boomer brain

A state of being from when you cant process simple logic or basic instructions and your brain becomes overwhelmed, lowering your brain power and capacity to minimal levels, just enough to support life.

Same thing 'boomers' experience when using any form of modern technology (eg smartphones, computers etc).

Any generation can experience "Boomer Brain"

*At BBQ*
Alex: Did you bring the onions for the sausage sizzle?
Sophie: No, i thought you were?
Alex: You literally organised everything, why would i bring it?
Sophie: *stunned silence*
Alex: you didnt even bring butter either, fuck your boomer brain is bad.

by GoatofKek April 15, 2023

Big brain

A person that Has said or done something go really smart

Omg we can save the cat by calling the firefighters said billy bobby replied omg yeah. Billy said haha I have big brain

by BiggieBrainy September 12, 2020

Pudding brain

Used for when you wanna tell somebody they said some stupid thing in an argument.

Shut up you’re literally a pudding brain, don’t say some dumb shit like that again.

by werty122 September 9, 2020

Calculator Brain

Somebody who can do complex math equations in their brain in a matter of seconds.

Person 1: What is 356x751?
Person 2: Uhhhhhhhh
Person 3: 267356
Person 1: What a calculator brain.

by skmad1212 June 28, 2013

Tattoo Brain

The utter lack of any brain power or ability to think straight after a long tattoo.

After being tattooed, Jane was unable to count her cash due to a case of tattoo brain.

by Inkybynature October 13, 2018

Brain Blind

The inability to detect intelligence in a friend or acquaintance.

So, I was tryin to mack on that girl from the suburbs all night...really talking up that grant I just received. She's totally brain blind, I guess she went home with that guy on the motorcycle.

by shtooops November 15, 2009

pebble brain

THE BEST ALBUM LITERALLY EVER ?/!:!:$:?.$.$:!:$,!/&.&/&7;

person 1: “what are you listening to?”

person 2: “the bangiest banger in the history of bangers, pebble brain, lovejoy’s new album”

person 1: “stop talking about banging, i thought you were a virgin”

by skveiy October 21, 2021