Now I'm gay

What you say when you first look at a picture of Danny Devito

Guy:*Looks at a picture of Danny Devito* Well, Now I'm gay

by ThePurpleDoggo May 11, 2020

Come on now DAWG

When you say or do anything extraordinary you DAP your friend up and say Come on now DAWG.

Its a bit like say LETS GO, YESSIR, W TAKE

Friend: I got you invited to the party next week
You: For real
Friend: Yessir
You: Come on now DAWG

by UrbanProfessor69 February 26, 2024

Can you hear me now?

A catchy marketing tagline that disappeared from the global lexicon after spacemobile was created

"Can you hear me now?"

"Bro... Stop asking me that.... Of course I can. I have Spacemobile. You a Starlink user or something?"

by MC_Escher January 25, 2024

Stay with me now

An oppenheimer reference that is used to tell the individual to keep up with him/her in an interesting topic or conversation that requires complex or deep understanding, usually in philosopical or mindbreaking revelations or wisdom

Example:
Guy: What if women don't talk to you because they think that they're out of your league? Stay with me now.

by Ziraelwkwk April 27, 2024

I’m a top now

When a gay male bottom goes through gay menopause they will transition into tops, this can be at any point in their adult life after 30 and is accompanied with a more butch look and a change in body Oder.

I’m a top now, bottoming just feels uncomfortable.

by Gjgjji October 17, 2018

Was and now am not

I've expressed contrition and gratitude on several occasions but you clearly didn't care about any of that.

Hym "You tried to hoist me on my own petard... And then I solved the problem of perception... And now you are desperately trying to keep me from claiming what is literally the most significant achievement of our lifetime because YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR YOU, Jordan. You didn't want me to be sorry. You wanted me to be gone. I am not gone so now you want me to suffer. I was and now am not. And beyond that I was clearly wrong to be sorry in the first place. It seems to be the case that the thing people liked about you was me."

by Hym Iam August 8, 2024

Now&Later

Apply Vicks Vapor Rub liberally to your erect penis before engaging in penetrative intercourse with a fellow inmate to prevent future interactions with that individual. The act of this will result in extreme discomfort now and later.

I'm gonna get bubba with a "Now&Later" and I bet he won't come after me no more.

by Trexplays January 15, 2022