nipple ranch

When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)

Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 January 11, 2016

nipple wink

When one of your nipples is hard and the other is soft, giving the impression of a winking face on your chest.

"Giovanni, you're giving me a nipple wink right now."

by prilosec August 18, 2018

nipple of the boob

To be the one seeking to be the centre of attention. An attention seeker.

Stop being the nipple of the boob.

by Wordcrafter3000 February 12, 2019

nipple jibblet

a nipple jibblet is a tumor on the nipple. Also known as a nipple jibblet.

As i swim peacfully i cant help but notice the man next to me has a sagging nipple jibblet.

by theamazingbluetwatwaffle August 20, 2011

nipple slicker

chewing on a ladies tit!

she was horny so i gave her a nipple slicker

by flo81829 January 25, 2011

Nipple Chipotle

When a women Squeezes her Breast, And Out comes Fecal Matter (AKA Shit) From eating too much Chipotle, and Holding In the Chipotle That she refuses to get rid of, at the time.

During Sex

Jerrad:DONT YOU DARE SQUEEZE A NIPPLE CHIPOTLE SHOT, AT ME! THAT’S FUCKING DISGUSTING JANNET

by Masturbation Beating off May 08, 2019

Nipple Sherman

In Omaha Poker, when you pot bet after the flop and get a few callers, who all fold after the turn. Often wins you ~50% Of your stack, but not quite a nipple slut (double up).

You see that bro!? I just nipple shermaned with Jacks and Sevens

by chefmike328 January 04, 2021