Clog Ninja

A man so gay that he can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a sound.

Clog Ninja

by djsmackywas February 04, 2012

Ninja Mission

When you do something you know you're not supposed to do (whether it's good or not so good) or when you do something that other people (like your parents) don't want you to do.

Well...sneaking out to Caid's party at 11 p.m. was a real ninja mission.

by avtor17 February 07, 2018

ninja beat

The act of silently masturbating while in the same bed as your significant other, likely while they are asleep.

My girl didn't want to give me head during her period week, so I had to pull off the ninja beat several times.

by Arjiff January 08, 2014

Ninja Jizz

When there is visible jizz on one's pants, yet the wearer of said pants has no idea how it came (no pun intended) to be there.

Emily: Nice white splotchy thing on your crotch...
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!

by ThatPurpleChik March 22, 2010

budget ninja

Someone who makes something look valuable or expensive without actually spending much money.

“Marcia is such a Budget Ninja, she made that wedding present look a million dollars.”

by Budget Ninja August 22, 2014

Snuggie Ninja

When you are mid-coitus and your roommate enters your dorm room. You proceed to jump off your bunk and into a snuggie (preferably mid-air) to tell them to come back later and/or warn them of the horrors going on in the room.

I had to come back to the party because Jennifer snuggie ninjaed me when i got back home. She literally jumped off the bed, tore her snuggie from a hook and jumped right into it before i got 2 steps inside.

by lars one October 04, 2010

Fat ninja

When a girl on tinder posts pictures of only her face, and hides the fact that she's fat

Had a date with a really sneaky fat ninja, can't believe I didn't see her second chin in her profile pic!

by Jbomb66 December 03, 2014