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metro bro

by Soniccc123 May 12, 2024
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Metro boomer

A “Boomer” who does not fit the usual description; a cooler, urban boomer.
I thought your granny was an old boring boomer, but she acts so young she’s a metro boomer.
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metro boomin make it boom

in the middle of intercourse with a girl and u slip it out and yell "metro boomin make it boom" and shove it into her asshole while pinning her down.
by i did not make it boom March 31, 2024
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Meteor shower

When someone moons and lets bits of poop come out.
Ben is so gross, he let a meteor shower rain loose on my carpet
by WillyMaster1001 April 4, 2024
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metro bloomin

slang that ken carson used from his teen x era to reference a drug dealer
by Aqxa November 23, 2024
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Metrofagpoplessruffian

That manly spastic movement that some, so called guys do when when they threating, coercing, or bulling real guys.
The other world leaders must cower in fear when the Fagdoe produces his metrofagpoplessruffian snit.
by Spoonman1969 December 10, 2024
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Methrovore

Methrovore
(meth-ROH-vor)

Definition

A consummate methamphetamine junkie whose existence revolves entirely around:

1. Acquiring meth
2. Maximizing potency
3. Minimizing cost

This person is relentlessly calculating, mercenary in consumption, and ritualistically obsessed with the quality-to-price ratio.

Core Concept

Not just addicted — meticulously addicted.

Life is a ledger: quantity vs quality vs cost.

Social life, morality, hygiene — all secondary.

The drug is a currency, a metric, and the center of existence.

Etymology

Meth = the drug

-ro = obsessive or roaming (from “rover”)

-vore = consumer/devourer

→ “The devourer of meth, roaming for optimal yield.”

Optional Street Variants / Nicknames

Vore (short)

Methro (slangy, casual)

Methrovic (adj.) — describing methrovore behavior: “That deal was pure methrovic.”)
He’s a methrovore — always hitting corners for the purest batch at the lowest price.

The methrovore doesn’t negotiate; he calculates.

In that alley, you could spot three methrovores circling like sharks.
by SlangNeologist February 5, 2026
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