Matt

A boomer libtard who thinks that guns are Christmas ornaments. When you tell him "ok boomer" after he threatens to shoot you if you don't tell him how to turn on his phone from 20 years ago, he will go on facebook and make a 5-page rant on how Guy Fieri has the biggest pussy slammer in the world.

A: ok boomer
B: ok matt

by Negro pegro November 14, 2019

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If someone calls you Matt with two “T’s” then that means you are fake cause mat has 1 T

You’re being a Matt

by MattsOverlord October 17, 2019

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A male that often gets rejected therefore resulting in male relationships.

Aye bro, look at how Shandy just rejected Matt. Now Matt's with josh

by Jeff banks 45413164 December 1, 2019

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some red head you’ll find at a bar

“Look at that Matt, he’s such a ginger.”

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Matt Katz

The funniest man you will ever see perform...IN SUNGLASSES. He plays not one, but TWO instruments. Hell, what's one worth if you're not playing the other at the same time?...while eating pie, juggling guitar picks, and doing other desperate attempts to get the audience to like you. Never takes off his leather jacket. Also a synonym for cuntcork.

Steve: (to Jim) Do you like jazz music?

Jim: No. That's for gays.

Steve: (To Tom) Do you like jazz music?

Tom: Do I look like a French Polynesian to you?

Steve: (To Charlie) Do YOU like jazz music?

Charlie: Eh...it's alright...if I were a QUEER.

Steve: (To the class) Does ANYONE like jazz music?

Matt Katz:(And no one else) I do.

Steve: (To the class) Anyone at all?

Matt Katz: Yea I do!

Steve: (To the class) So NO ONE likes jazz music?

Matt Katz: What do I look like to you?

Steve: (To Matt) A gay. Ok, so no one likes jazz music. Case closed.

by Michael Romero February 9, 2008

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