Lazy salad

When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away

He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad

by Macadamias February 02, 2015

lazy adventurer

Someone who goes on outdoor adventures almost daily but is extremely sedative while not engaging in outdoor activities

Braden is such a lazy adventurer, he goes surfing and climbing outside every day but other than that he just sits in his room and plays video games.

by TheSalamanderKing September 15, 2022

lazy goatee

When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed

"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."

by maybereagan March 07, 2012

Lazy article

Lazy article is someone who is lazy and who puts in no effort

Lisa you lazy article you didn't bring out the bins like you were meant to

by Mariotheonion November 12, 2023

Lazy Disorder

Lazy disorder is a serious condition that cannot be cured. People with lazy disorder will sometimes have moments when they just won’t get up. This is not their fault, this is a result of their condition.

Did you hear Mohammed has lazy disorder?
No I didn’t I thought he was just lazy

by thechunkster53 November 17, 2022

Lazy W

Where one person in the middle positions their arms in the shape of a 'W' and jerk the other two with their forearms waving back and forth in the process like a "lazy W"

Hey, check it out, Donna is giving those two dudes the ol' Lazy W behind the shed.

by delta-blue December 15, 2022

lazy-productive person

A lazy-productive person isn’t someone who likes to get things done so they can be lazy later.

I define myself as a lazy-productive person because I want to get things done so I can smoke out of my bong at night and read.

by CelestialSeaCow February 12, 2018