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Minecraft

A game where you have to mine and craft
I am shitting minecraft
by anonymous April 19, 2022
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a game about getting fucked hard in the ass by big bony aimbotters
friend 1: lets play minecraft
*pew pew pew*
friend 2: haha get fucked loser
by chuld molester July 19, 2024
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minecraft

1 i love minecraft ...
2 no it is cancer
by nbhdfvhsvsdg December 17, 2018
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Minecraft Steve

Actually the biggest chad out there. He is two meters tall, can break trees with his bare hands, went to hell, came back in search for a hidden stronghold, then defeated a dragon from another dimension.

Also sometimes picks flowers.
“Yo, have you played Minecraft?”
“Yeah, of course. Here it is.”
“Why’s your skin the basic Steve skin?”
“Because he’s a chad.”
“Wow Minecraft Steve is so cool.”
by Vee the Fashion Enthusiast November 30, 2022
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Minecraft 1.9

Minecraft Update 1.9 was released on February 29, 2016, and is known as one of the most controversial updates.
This update is most commonly known for revamping the combat system, adding shields, attack cooldowns, tipped arrows, etc.

This update was controversial for the fact that it completely changed the combat system, thus forcing people who decided to keep the game updated to adapt to the new changes.

This update caused a lot of people to keep the game at 1.8 and previous versions to this day.

Despite the update being of decent quality with the revamped combat system being an improvement when looked at unbiased, this update caused the game to die for a couple of years, until it was revived in 2019.
Minecraft Forums
Alexkraft: Anybody else despise Minecraft 1.9? It sucks.
Km_201: I think it's an alright update
PETROCKILOV_: yeah its good
Moonn: it sucks so much wtf are you guys on lmao
Hank Schrader: Hello Guys
Everyone: Omg hank?!??!?!
Hank Schrader: Hello yes I am hank
by Umbrella Guy May 16, 2022
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Minecraft loserz

This is a group of people that play Minecraft together. They are the dumb kids. It’s okay, stick to your loyal losers and you will be fine
Minecraft loserz

Loser one:
Do you want to play Minecraft tonight?

Loser two:
Yes!

Loser three:

GIVE ME ATTENTION! 😒
by imbored221985 October 7, 2021
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Minecraft

A game that is dead in 2019 but when old kids remember the game they get the best nostalgic feeling and their life is complete with the gane
"Dude Look its your xbox 360!"
*boots it up*
"oh my god...Minecraft...dude remember this game? it was the best game ever."
"wanna play it?"
"yeah...
by Th0t_Patrool February 23, 2019
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