by Single paul February 27, 2016
jojo siwa is the asbestos queen. this is after her Claire's makeup products were found to contain asbestos.
you: hey, did you hear how jojo siwa's makup contains asbestos?
me: yes of course, she's the asbestos queen!
me: yes of course, she's the asbestos queen!
by ripfreespeech May 11, 2020
The queen of all chips, especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety.
The Queen of Chips prefers chips over any other type of food and has been known to eat an entire bag in less than 60 seconds. Her chip-munching speed is admirable, and the grace with which she mucks them is a sight to behold.
She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).
Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.
The Queen of Chips prefers chips over any other type of food and has been known to eat an entire bag in less than 60 seconds. Her chip-munching speed is admirable, and the grace with which she mucks them is a sight to behold.
She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).
Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.
"I am the Queen of the Chips. Do not question my crunchy, fried-to-perfection authority!" - The Queen of Chips herself, Sam Stuart.
by ChipsAnonymous July 05, 2013
your main best friend and someone who knows you better than anyone else. you know that you can trust them to keep a secret and this will be the person that wouldn't snitch on you if you did something illegal.
as you should bestie queen
by chrissy smith August 07, 2021
by queen lana and grimes May 29, 2021
Head Queen, or Head Coach (is a girl or womam who is very professional, skilful, and marvelous at giving head) so she's know as a head queen. She's nothing like other girls at giving head.
Damn, girl you're just an amazing head queen. I'd rather be proud of hiring at my house or company then hiring a stripper.
by TokyoHamadaBigHero12 February 01, 2017
When a girl does the same thing as a scrub lord; rage the hell out of their minds, throw salt to all who dare defeat her online, look absolutly ridiculous to no end, and make you consider breaking up with them.
by Tainno August 04, 2016