Rascal Flat

Giving one a a burn in the middle of the forehead with a black and mild cigar, then proceeding to beat them with a sock filled with rolls of quarters

I'm gonna give Tony a rascal flat if he doesnt stop.

by Oooofta October 19, 2020

Flat Earthing

When an incoherent person who believes the earth is flat and everything is a lie rambles on about their whole belief on how it is "so obvious" that some big company would pay billions of dollars to lie to every civilian on the globe.

Flat Earther: "If the earth is round, then how come we have not been tossed into the ocean yet?"
Intellectual: "Please, stop flat earthing."

by Omega-Dragon June 2, 2018

Flat Tongue

Flat tongue is used to refer to the American - USA (excluding persons with Georgia, Texas, and New York accents) accent.

Speak with an educated person from the United States, excluding persons from Texas, Georgia, and New York with accents, and you'll hear the flat tongue accent.

by Canned Cool Whip January 2, 2012

flat credit

Flat credit is a specific representation of mutual credit in which the point of sale is a unit of currency.

Flat credit is also called "blockchain syndicalism."

Flat credit treats each metalink from the Internet as a unit of currency.

by tomorrowtomorrow October 12, 2018

flat leaver

Someone who leaves another person in a partnership because they got done with the task first.

"Joeh you are a flat leaver!!"

by Raymond Carlson February 15, 2017

flat pat

Androgenous. Sexless. Bland. Warped. Dull. Lifeless. Disapointed.

Dry hump. Let down. Sexless. Sexual deception. Boring. Dull. Disappoint. "Don't make me flatpat yo ass!" Or "Beware the flat pat!"

by SofleekSativa August 4, 2015

Flat Stanley

A term for a joint or cigarette that has been flattened and now resembles the shape of Flat Stanley

Mikey: What the fuck is wrong with this j
Alex: Will fucking sat on it and now it’s a flat stanley

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023