Flat

Grady cause that fn is flat asf

Grady so flat he ain hit nun in years

by Goattflat December 18, 2023

THE WORLD IS FLAT

THE WORLD IS FLAT: A THEORY THAT DOES NOT CONSIDER THE FACT THAT MOUNTAINS EXIST.

The world is flat? No because mountains exist dude.

by jihued April 15, 2023

flat earther

someone who believes flat earth, and has trust issues with scientists.

they think the earth is some galactic frizbee or some shit

Flat Earther: can i take a look at the edge of the earth?
Airport guy: get the fuck out

by uhhhhh i forgo April 27, 2023

Flat Wheels Local

The nickname of the old Grand Street Shuttle train that ran from 57th Street and Avenue of Americas to Grand Street in New York City in the 1980s, the cars used as R27s had every wheel with flat spots and made such a loud noise you can hear the train from as far as 5 stops away.

"Damn Jimmy what the hell is that loud noise in the tunnel?" Ah Tony that's the sound of the "Flat Wheels Local" and it sounds like its at 34th Street herald square right about now!

by GeneralHawk505 April 29, 2023

Flat Earther

One of the most popular conspiracies
They believe the earth is flat
But what’s the point of hiding the shape of the earth
It benefits no one at all

Flat earthers would be seen as normal people in the 14th century I guess

by Lixie_ April 30, 2023

Flat Earther

Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.

Flat Earther: The earth is flat!!!!!!
Sane person: Shut up.

by Pialinist May 2, 2023

Flat Earther

Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.

Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...

by ranocchio May 5, 2023