Lantern deuce

Having to take a dump when the power is out.

Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.

by Mean1 April 5, 2019

Deuce juice

(noun)
/ˈdo͞os jo͞os/

Definition:
The unholy moisture that collects between your butt cheeks after sitting too long, sweating too much, or just existing in Satan’s armpit-level heat.

“Dude, I just got off that 3-hour Greyhound bus and my deuce juice situation is critical.”

by vegasvibes July 28, 2025

Dime Deuce

When two ugly people have a baby that has somehow amazingly through a miracle

Have an extremely pretty baby

Damn, I saw her parents, she's a dime deuce

by Slickins April 23, 2018

oon-deuce-niner

also known as a big gulp slurpee

Customer "how much is this slurpee?"
Chailott "brotha, it be a oon-deuce niner"

by g-birdman March 28, 2003

Zeus Deuce

An Olympic size dump

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

by funwithpun August 10, 2012

Deuce Tray Gangster crip

The 23 Gangster crip (23GC) (DTGC) also known as the west side deuce tray gangsta crips are an active African-american street gang located on the west side of Tustin in California on walnut ave and del amo street. 23GC wears Grey and blue rags and are known to sport Texas ranger, green bay packer hats to show their affiliation to the Gangster and Tray card.

Allies Del monte blocc gangster crips and all crips who fall under the Gangsta/Tray card
Rivals SA rollin 100 watergate crip Tustin 13 bloodal shelly street piru.

where u from? Deuce Tray gangster crip.

by Tustin crips January 26, 2024

Ambush-deuce

A poo that sneaks up on you at the most unfortunate time; like a job interview or third date.

" I was about to get very busy with her when this infernal Ambush-deuce reared up. I had to go home. So close, so far......"

by longrider700 May 20, 2016