Loose Deuce

Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.

I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.

by ArchivedHandle69 February 25, 2021

Throw a Deuce

Put up a piece sign.

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.

by MerpO12 January 27, 2022

Ill Deuce

When one is sick on the toilet with chronic diarrhea and mid shit the urge to vomit arises leading to the person grabbing the garbage can and vomiting as they also expel diarrhea from their ass.

Person 1: "Dude what went on in there are you feeling okay?"

Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."

by Hey Jack August 8, 2014

Ambush-deuce

A poo that sneaks up on you at the most unfortunate time; like a job interview or third date.

" I was about to get very busy with her when this infernal Ambush-deuce reared up. I had to go home. So close, so far......"

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

Deuce Tray Gangster crip

The 23 Gangster crip (23GC) (DTGC) also known as the west side deuce tray gangsta crips are an active African-american street gang located on the west side of Tustin in California on walnut ave and del amo street. 23GC wears Grey and blue rags and are known to sport Texas ranger, green bay packer hats to show their affiliation to the Gangster and Tray card.

Allies Del monte blocc gangster crips and all crips who fall under the Gangsta/Tray card
Rivals SA rollin 100 watergate crip Tustin 13 bloodal shelly street piru.

where u from? Deuce Tray gangster crip.

by Tustin crips January 26, 2024

oon-deuce-niner

also known as a big gulp slurpee

Customer "how much is this slurpee?"
Chailott "brotha, it be a oon-deuce niner"

by g-birdman March 28, 2003

Zeus Deuce

An Olympic size dump

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

by funwithpun August 10, 2012