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Blonde Bob Baddie

Someone who has a blonde Bob and slays everyday. Not everyone with a blonde Bob can be a blonde Bob baddie,it’s a lifestyle not a hair style.
Liv is my favourite blonde Bob baddie!

Blondike Bar

1. A dumbass

2. A bimbo

3. Someone who really needs to get their head out their ass
(Person 1) To make a grilled cheese you need bread and cheese. Self explanatory.

(Person 2) Wait what do you need?

Ex 2
(Person 1) A blondike bar is a dumbass.

(Person 2) I don’t get it

(Person 1) Youre such a fucking blondike bar..
Blondike Bar by blindue June 14, 2022

Blondewards 

A way to do anything fucked up or in the wrong direction.
That chick wasn't even drunk and she was driving blondewards down a one-way street!!
Blondewards by Butchbox June 16, 2022

Blonde god 

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.
Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish
Blonde god by Blonde god June 17, 2022
blonde says:
let’s go girls
-Dolly Parton
BLONDE by maibee98 July 10, 2022

blonde eli

A complete dumbass with the fattest cock you'll ever meet
Yo bro do you see that person over there their definitely a blonde Eli
blonde eli by Dr. Profussy July 19, 2022