blended beaver

when you look ugly

"omg girl you look so pretty" - Random girl

"No I look like a blended beaver' - Jessica

by Bree & Jessica April 29, 2020

Meth beaver

A meth head who cuts down trees for drug money

Was out riding my dirt bike and the meth beavers were hacking trees down again

by ChillxBilly June 8, 2020

Baby beaver

A babby, he’s adorable.
Touch him or hurt him and your d e a d t o m e

The baby beaver wrapped himself with toilet paper

by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

Cleveland Beaver

Similar to the Cleveland steamer but where a woman on her period drags the contents of the period across the chest of their partnerr

Hard to get the red stains outa the sheets after she gave me the old Cleveland Beaver last night

by Better than jon in every way October 17, 2020

Rusty Beaver

When a woman shits, while you are eating her ass

“Dude this chick rusty beavered my ass last night.” “ I’m gonna give you a rusty beaver.”

by Aaron created this December 24, 2020

justin beaver

beaver 🦫

justin beavers are cool boobies are cooler

by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021

professional beaver

A person that is paid to build dams. Kind of like a civil engineer but way cooler.

Person1: What do you do for a living?
Person2: I am a professional beaver!
Person1: Oh, you are extremely cool...

by KSDppappqq March 18, 2021