A guy who shaves his hair into the slickest mullet in town and gets all the women(Always the dominant male)
by McLovin’s Nuts April 21, 2020

Only one copy of this file may exist. In order to get this file, you must take someone else's alpha file.
by dabodabo December 5, 2017

by vevevevevev January 14, 2022

Anyone born from the early 2010's to the present. If you think GenZ was annoying you'll die of cringe watching these fools' mere existence. They are practically copy-cats of GenZ except they just take slang and content, and turn it into a brain rotting parody of the original. They are practically the cargo cult of society, taking what they see as cool and new, and copying it without any understanding of what it means or how it works.
by GenerationalNightmare February 22, 2024

An set of impressive binoculars for a birdwatcher or an astronomer whom are often judged and placed in a cliqueish hierarchy by the spec and opulent costs of said optical equipment.
Person 1: Wow! That's an awesome Alpha pair!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!
by Zms5063 July 10, 2024

by coolcraft May 26, 2019
