Literally the guy with the smallest penis ever, I mean if you ever meat Aidan, just know he has the most miniscule minnow meat. In fact, Aidan in Danish actually means "penis that has never ever dwarfed anything in its entire existence". Like seriously, if it were an IPod, it would be a Shuffle.
by OliverMufasaBoi February 3, 2022

Aidan Kelly of Stuart Florid is the most sigma male in the universe! He sometimes has no friends, but that's only because he's so sigma; everyone is intimidated by his presence. When the world barks at Aidan, he roars back... RAWRRRRR!!! Oh Aidan, cheers to you!
Aidan - "Is that a third nipple on your belly button? I have one too!"
Unknown - "Oh Aidan Kelly, you're so hot baby. RAWR"
Unknown - "Oh Aidan Kelly, you're so hot baby. RAWR"
by nautisavage December 18, 2024

Aidan is a athletic weeb that plays with Nintendo consoles and always lighten up the mood with lousy jokes and is more or less serious to a certain subject that he is focused on.
by Pan dblgndz June 13, 2020

Aidan is a funny awesome person! He will act like he doesn’t care but when it comes down to it he is a very caring person. Warning don’t get his number or you will never stop talking to him. When you don’t see him you will be depressed but when you do you will be the happiest person in the world. He loves acting but is a little embarrassed.
Aidan is my bestie.
by I’m weird sorry May 14, 2021

by Lolsexymum July 21, 2019

A guy that everybody likes. He is very good with people. He is also good at almost every video game.
Aidan is a nice person
by OverwatchMystery November 26, 2018

Aidan loves pub sports, such as pool and darts he plays semi pro. Aidan is a ladies man and knows his way around the bedroom, legend has it he’s the blackest white man in existence. He claims to have the biggest penis in the room but no one has ever seen it so it’s still up to debate but he will offer to compare sizes any chance he gets
Aidan loves to drink and spends most of his days at the pub with his best friend. These two are inseparable and hang out almost daily.
Aidan loves to drink and spends most of his days at the pub with his best friend. These two are inseparable and hang out almost daily.
by That’s-jokes February 2, 2025
