tiburon driver

Someone who drives a slow car and thinks they’re cool af. Typically hates every other car owner because they can’t accept that their car is Gaaaaaayyyy.

That tiburon driver thinks they’re soo cool. Who’s gonna tell him it’s not a race car?

by Friendofadude02 April 27, 2019

Toyota Driver

All Toyota/Lexus drivers share one braincell. They can be typically seen camping in the left/passing lane. Toyota drivers are generally unaware of their surroundings, driving erratically and slow. Their vehicles sometimes have a dent on the rear bumper from going too slow or being terrible at maneuvering parking lots, rather common on Camrys.

When a Toyota driver decides to sell their vehicle, they think it's worth its weight in gold and list it way too high; a prime example of this is the Land Cruiser.

Man, what's holding the left lane up? Of course it's a Toyota driver!

by HockeyBinge January 13, 2025

Spark Driver

Someone who sits in their hot car all day in a walmart parking lot, watching illegal immigrants use bots and multiple devices to defraud the company, customers and honest drivers out of their hard earned pay.

Im a spark driver. Im an idiot who is exploited by illegal aliens

by anonymous July 22, 2025

chocky speedway driver

A homosexual, peanut butter trail rider, poofter, or gay

This guy was fucking this other guy the stupid chocky speedway diver.

by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 9, 2003

mule driver

A chronic masturbater

That kid must be a mule driver. I see him driving it all day long

by DR. MULEDRIVER November 6, 2013

Bus Driver Hands

There is no real definition, it's just to see how people react to the word and question what it means to have bus driver hands

You have Bus Driver Hands. How do you feel about that?

by Steezmiester May 11, 2020

Scape-Driver

To drive aggressively, or carelessly, causing accidents or forcing other drivers to swerve, brake suddenly, or take some type of defensive action. At the same time swearing at them and blaming everyone else for the situation. Passing 20 cars in a lane that everyone knows ends ahead, and saying "that bi*%h cut me off!" or "Oh I know you're gonna let me in there!"

Man john is such a crappy driver, he almost killed us yesterday, but he's allways got a scape-driver to take the blame.

by lostlyricist February 4, 2010