flat doggie

When you are giving it to your partner as they lay flat on their stomachs

We use many sexual positions, but flat doggie is my favorite😍

by anonymous June 4, 2025

flat-backed

Describes someone so outrageously drunk they end up horizontal—usually on a couch, the floor, or wherever gravity decides they should be. Comes from the image of someone literally being on their back, flat as a pancake, because standing is no longer an option.

"Bro was so flat-backed last night, we had to roll him onto a yoga mat and hope for the best."

by Handle Not Found July 12, 2025

Flat Earther

One of the most popular conspiracies
They believe the earth is flat
But what’s the point of hiding the shape of the earth
It benefits no one at all

Flat earthers would be seen as normal people in the 14th century I guess

by Lixie_ April 30, 2023

Rascal Flat

Giving one a a burn in the middle of the forehead with a black and mild cigar, then proceeding to beat them with a sock filled with rolls of quarters

I'm gonna give Tony a rascal flat if he doesnt stop.

by Oooofta October 19, 2020

flat-hunting

Looking for a place to live, especially a flat

"And I have to admit that I started flat-hunting with some trepidation"

by Aleksei190 January 11, 2017

flat

luiza

luiza is flat

by bigboy231 October 7, 2020

A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)

by LordJenal May 13, 2022