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Brian May

Purest, cutest and most beautiful man ever. Guitarist of one of the best rock bands, Queen. Everybody wants or should want to be his grandchild (or wife, like me). Actually married to Anita Dobson, the cutest woman ever. Brian's also an astrophysic and an activist. He's a vegan. You should love and appreciate everything he does, because he's a bean and we have to protect him all costs.

People usually ship him with his bandmate, Roger Taylor. Their ship name is Maylor and they'd look very cute, but they both don't like that so we don't talk about it.

Queen's biopic, Bohemian Rhapsody, was mostly produced by him and Roger. Gwilym Lee (his clone), probably the most handsome guy alive, plays him in the movie, and he does an amazing work.

The most important fact:
He's tall af, so you better don't bother him.
- Who is the one that looks like a poodle in Queen?
- He's Brian May, APPRECIATE HIM
by brian's whore June 30, 2019
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Brian Parson

Often known as "the goat" or "babygirl parson <3", Brian Parson is best known for bullying you into a bully pulpit and giving you 5's on the AP United States Government and Politics Exam. In comparison with Mr. Leuders, Parson is ass
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.
I LOVE BABYGIRL BRIAN PARSON! HES SO BABYGIRLL.
by straight pisces March 20, 2024
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brian

a spanish boy with beautiful hair. braces and cute chubby cheeks. he’s the best looking boy in any school with the name brian. he’s adorable and loyal. he’s also a fuckboy, but you’ll fall in love anyways. he treats girls right but if he doesn’t use you, you’re special.
her: omg that’s my ex brian, i still have feelings for him.
them: .....
by i’m a mess lol July 5, 2019
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Brian Davidson

Brian Davidson is commonly used when someone is wrong. This phrase first came from the Perth region of Scotland.
by Apicfrompaul March 27, 2017
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Brian

A male human who bullies others for enjoyment. A Brian is another word for a bully. He moves away to Dubai and is never seen again!
Person 1: OMG I feel so sad because of that Brian!
Person 2: Brian's are always like this. Report him to an adult and he will be put in juvie.
by brainclide1234 July 27, 2020
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Brian

A kind of athelete who will work out with heavy weights and consume large amounts of protein and steorids. Attempts to acheive a muscular and well-defined body.
Brian uses testosteron every day
by Samuel420 May 26, 2021
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Brian Cancer

A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.
"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."
by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021
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