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not my pool not my camels

The act of selling black tar heroin behind a CVS to single fathers
“Hey what’re u doing Friday?””

“Not my pool not my camels
by Huebert remington April 21, 2024
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Pool noodle

Man: did you see that pool noodle
Other man: fuck off it bit me
Man: pool noodles are harmless relax
Other man: “dead”
Man: mate?
by boomer inc. August 14, 2021
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gene pool monopoly

When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.
Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.
by Lovell from UT November 5, 2010
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Milk’s at the Pool

Characterized by perfect weather. Time typically spent relaxing outdoors or by water.

As a phrase, "milk’s at the pool" refers to atmospheric conditions as well as a state of mind.
“It’s nice to have time away from the office. Thanks for taking me to the lake.”
“Ya, man. Milk’s at the pool.”
by ed.wrld April 22, 2021
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Pool Dumper

An individual who drains (dumps) water from wading pools.
When we were kids my sister was a pool dumper.
by Cmendemen February 26, 2025
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The pool table bandit

Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.
Watch out this guy seems like the pool table bandit!
by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021
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Pool Pooper

A person or persons who prefer to attend pools and pool areas under the cover of darkness to pass bowel movements.
Brian is the pool pooper, I found a floater this morning!
by Doofus Rick September 20, 2022
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