Peaches

A fat bitch that likes short niggas and they always be ugly

Example: peaches is fat .

by Pussy cattt September 17, 2022

Peach tea

urina

Take a bucket of piss and call it peach tea.

by hameson7 September 18, 2022

Texas Peach

Text to speech used by somebody who talks to their phone like it is their therapist, and not a robot converting their gibberish inner-monologue.
Usually accompanied by run-on sentences lacking punctuation, often sprinkled homophones with , and frequently reads worse than something written by someone with English as a second language.

Customer: "... I would say that is weigh to much for a bike that cost almost 2 grand, how am I to make sense in spending so much, need a front rim north background should be used on this bike because of the weight of it, I offered to send the rim to you at my cost, your bike mechanics know that they can match true it at 100%, why else would they give me a Saul brush off, I need your cooperation in getting test done, I am a consumer of this spike.."
*30 clauses later*
Customer: "Sorry using SIRI Texas Peach"

by BlurpleHippo January 17, 2022

huv a hevy peach

huv a heavy peach translates to have a good one

happy birthday gball bro huv a hevy peach

by opopopopop12 December 13, 2021

Throwing That Peach

Having a really nice ass, as the shape of a peach.

Bro 1: Yo, look at the girl behind you.
Bro 2: God damn, she do be throwing that peach!

by mapleicious_memes May 25, 2022

go ahead to peach on me

Something incompetent people use to identify themselves among others

oh bobby go ahead to peach on me

by aidjsi77 May 29, 2022

Orangutan peach

A ginger guy's ball(s)

Hey, did you see Jeff's orangutan peaches when he was changing? So hot!

by Orangutan peach June 5, 2022