jordan theory

The theory that everything you say is a lie

I think he has Jordan theory.

by Mr. Kerwit October 22, 2017

Jackson Jordan

A dog, referring to how much of a bitch he is. Often seen wearing dresses

Get your dog ass off the floor Jackson Jordan, go make a move on that british chick

by camppatches May 17, 2015

Chad jordan

Chad jordan is one of the fattest bitches at starkville high man pulls no bitches at all and has zero game man, tried to pull my girl and i got 12 SCREENSHOTS ON THIS NIGGA BRO MAN TRIED AND FAILED that shii is crazy yk what else is neveah aslo said that shii was small.... hat shii is wild fr

chad jordan u is a bitch... lol

by urabitch101 April 3, 2023

Deanna Jordan

FLAT

Sophie Your Not Flat Your Deanna Jordan

by Big Bèn June 2, 2019

Mikal jordan

The very best basketball player of all time also the way troydan says his name

MIKAL JORDAN IS THE GOAT

by Lil Gylfi on the beat June 24, 2021

A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.

Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.

by bsmithers April 13, 2019

Jordan Lipscomb

Male Fashion Model: A well known model within the modeling industry, and a much admired ladies man.

Example #1) Dan pulled a (Jordan Lipscomb) to score a date with his crush.

Example #2) Dan want's to be more like (Jordan Lipscomb).

by FashionBlogger123 March 27, 2019