Ninja Mission

When you do something you know you're not supposed to do (whether it's good or not so good) or when you do something that other people (like your parents) don't want you to do.

Well...sneaking out to Caid's party at 11 p.m. was a real ninja mission.

by avtor17 February 7, 2018

Ninja whinger

Someone that complains by stealth in order to undermine their victims.
A person that uses something you've told them in confidence to get at you behind your back.
Someone that deliberately puts shit on you for personal gain.

Heads up man, that mofo is a ninja whinger - don't tell him shit.

by KR00ZZ July 8, 2012

Clog Ninja

A man so gay that he can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a sound.

Clog Ninja

by djsmackywas March 8, 2012

ninja master

person worthy of leading a team of true ninjas (people that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama).

Brian's a superstar at this company because he is a ninja master, and you have to be able to walk through walls to be a part of his team.

by dadlyman November 21, 2011

ninja spider

A spider so clever in its hiding ability it is never seen, preferring to live its life in the shadows.

I kill every spider I see, now only the ninja spiders remain.

by Sarev0k August 24, 2011

Jordan The Ninja

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.

At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja

by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021

Tongue Ninja

A tongue ninja is like a thumb war, except you have the war in each others mouths. It is kind of like a french kiss, but more violent. The tongue ninja is over once a winner is declared or by forfeit.

"Crazy bitch tried to cut my dick off after I tried to tongue ninja Brad."

by The Cassanova November 8, 2018