Texas Longboard

The act of engaging in intercourse with a teacher

Did you hear about jake?? He was Texas Longboarding with Mrs Jacques !

by Seamendeamon69 April 7, 2017

typhoon texas

A place where people go to get wet.

Jimmy and I went to Typhoon Texas Waterpark yesterday. We got so wet.

by fivehunderdolla June 24, 2017

Texas Smokestack

The combination of 5-alarm chili and stool softener.

I have a feeling we won't be seeing Nick for a while.
Why?
He had two Texas Smokestacks for lunch!

by BbTasting Cart November 30, 2017

Texas steamer

To drop a loaf on a females boobs

When I was done I dropped a Texas steamer on her chest. Shes into some weird shit.

by Razor Sharp Honesty July 12, 2021

Texas Oiler

When a man takes his chew/ dip out of his mouth and puts it in a women’s ass hole before engaging in anal sex in hopes of her having explosive diharia shooting shit, chew and cum all over him and her.

I gave that chick the ol Texas Oiler and she shit everywhere!!!!

by Big daddy d 777 July 2, 2018

Texas Strangler

A punishment to which if someone does not stop talking where you run your nuts on their forehead then strangle them with your penis

Andrew preformed the Texas strangler on rowen

by Nuke_Vex December 17, 2019

Texas bidet

When a man has a never ending wipe and uses his penis as a bidet by stretching his cock around his balls, eye to eye with his brown eye, and pees on or in his own butt hole to clean it off.

More hygienic than the Mississippi wet wipe.

I couldn’t get all the poop off so I had to use the Texas bidet

by Thetexasbidetcreator April 4, 2021