Fairy tale hairy tail

When someone uses a combination of fairy tales and dodgy stories to describe something or an event.

James was so vague and all over the place man telling me what happened in the bar last night, his usual fairy tale hairy tail kinda storytelling!

Fairy tale hairy tail by pouyabagheri June 7, 2019

Keep your tailgate up 

Uncommon phrase for "keep your pants pulled up" or "don't puff too loudly".

"See you tonight! Keep your tailgate up!"

Keep your tailgate up by ChynaJoe May 26, 2021

Mom's lobster tail 

Mom's fat cock. Huge massive shlong. Guinness world record holder for fattest cock.

Did you hear yao got to see mom's lobster tail? he said that shit was humungous

Mom's lobster tail by dndndnlol June 30, 2021

fairy.cat.tail 

The best and the most prettiest and the most amazing person in the world. She's so kind!!! I'm glad to have a bestie like her<333

Me: fairy.cat.tail is the most funniest person
Everyone else: That's true!:]

fairy.cat.tail by Yandere_chan_baka September 5, 2021

growing a tail 

A euphemism for shitting while it's not socially acceptable to, usually against the shitter's will and often due to being kept in place by the task at hand.

Aw, c'mon, let me go to the bathroom, boss! I'm growing a tail!

growing a tail by tugyanuts March 8, 2022

Spicy Cock Tail

When you cum inside a chick and she squeezes the cum out into a shot glass filled with "Da Bomb" hot sauce then she takes the shot.

Damn bro that "Spicy Cock Tail" maneuver she pulled on me last night went DUMMY HARD!

Spicy Cock Tail by VictrixRL December 25, 2022

Cooler than a giraffe’s tail 

A phrase common in Southern California, started by the younger generation. Often used to express great fondness of an object, person, etc.

Person 1: Look at that surfboard over there dude
Person 2: That’s cooler than a giraffe’s tail!
Person 1: I know right?!

Cooler than a giraffe’s tail by TaeTaeBear_Bts March 9, 2021