texas cannon

When a guy sticks his own testicle up his anus and farts it out like a pop gun.

Russell got drunk at the party and fired his Texas cannon into a crowd.

by Milkman bandit April 8, 2019

Texas Style

Its is big, loud, totally outrageous, gargantious, over-the-top, and quite literally, F U C K E D.

John: I'm tryna fuck y'all when I get back.
John: Texas Style.

by Fallen Corpse July 3, 2021

Texas Shoelace

Flossing your ass with a shoelace in order to clean it.

“Every night John gives himself a Texas shoelace.”

by TexasJohn May 2, 2019

Brock Texas

The “Rich” school that is 3A in Texas. A place where wannabe models and pro football players go with their permed hair.
Believe it or not, There’s good to it though, some girls are hella pretty and guys are hot asf. But ofc they r sluts and man hoes. We love brock. Even though they cant win a state championship in football.

“Omg you live in brock texas? So you’re rich and spoiled?”
“What! No!?” (Yes i am)

by Vibingandtellingthetruth February 26, 2023

Texas Tickle

When two dudes are sucking each other off whilst tickling each other’s nipples.

“My nipples are sore from all the Texas Tickles I got last night!”

by Khemikil June 12, 2019

texas transformer

When your date releases there love shaft and bitter berries and you realize your she is now a he.

I was having the best date ever until we went back to my place and I was preparing for the lumberjack and she gave me the Texas transformer.

by Petite meat June 29, 2018

texas carolan

an easy to get cheap whore

‘texas carolan is a slag’

by texascarolan April 15, 2023