When a man's happy trail connects fully from the genital region north, ending and connecting to his chinstrap.
Ethel: "I was having sex last night and I followed the trail of tears to reach his schlong."
Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."
Margarie: "Oh my word, just the other day I followed one the wrong way and ended up at the chinstrap."
by Ocelcinion October 20, 2019
Get the Trail of Tearsmug. by JP knows best October 22, 2020
Get the tear apart my truck in the toiletmug. by Buke Lruce February 10, 2025
Get the Tears Lawmug. Person 1: I just sat and watched the most emotional Grey's Anatomy scenes.
Person 2: Dude, you're tear milking.
Person 1: Well I feel better now.
Person 2: Dude, you're tear milking.
Person 1: Well I feel better now.
by Mads 🤙 July 7, 2020
Get the Tear milkingmug. Salty liquid that falls from your eyes when you are sad or angry. Example: Happy tears, Angry tears, Sad tears
by YourToenail February 6, 2022
Get the Tearsmug. You and and your three buddies flip a stool over snd when the music stops everyone must be penetrated by a stool leg. Last one to sit loses
by anonymous July 3, 2023
Get the Musical tearsmug. 1. Verb: To achieve ridiculous goals through ridiculous means.
2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
2. Noun: The condensation formed on the skin of a Sky Clown as it flaps about in the morning dew. The process of officially acquiring these tears is as follows: Place the Sky Clown outside between the hours of midnight and 3am, wait until 7am with correct weather conditions which would produce dew on an average lawn, and then wring the moisture from said Sky Clown before 9am.
My boss wants me to wash my teeth without a brush for the next week, but still wants me to be clean! It's like milking tears from a sky clown over here.
by jimmies be rustled April 8, 2020
Get the Tears From a Sky Clownmug.