Swiftie

Masturbating in a public bathroom, such as a restaurant, business, school, church, et cetera. This definition was developed by zGen to illustrate how celebrity culture has become like public masturbation, a largely self-indulgent display of isolation.

MargaretBrennan had a Swiftie at CBS studios after filming FaceTheNation last week.

by LuckyStumbles February 5, 2024

Swiftie

Someone who is a huge fan of Taylor SWift , knows every lyric to her songs , her details and supports her 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

Are you listening to Taylor Swift again?

Yes , Im such a swiftie!

by yourfavgreek November 14, 2023

Swift Play

A person who does thing in a swift playing motion.

Hey you see that milf? I'm gonna swift play fuck that milf's pussy today.

by iknowwhatimdoingahahahaha November 19, 2023

Swiftards

Swiftards AKA Swifties are mentally retarded subhuman skanks who retardedly worship some talentless whore with cheap plastic surgeries known as Taylor Swift and she doesn’t even know their worthless meaningless existence. They are such a retarded hive mind that these putrid cunts will autistically screech at you if you don’t worship the ground that autotune-using cumrag walks on and fucking mongoloids are overwhelmingly prone to doing whatever they are told is currently fashionable/trendy by their beloved soulless whore.

Swiftards lack an inner voice and are unaware that they are NPCs, and are ultimately superficial. They are hardwired to their predetermined script, with limited ability to make incremental improvements but unable to fundamentally reprogram themselves. When confronted with off-script ideas or situations, they react negatively and exhibit hive mind behavior. Swiftards tend to follow the crowd by default and believe their actions are organic and spontaneous, although they behave like drones executing predetermined subroutines. They can be at odds with each other if their coding puts them in different factions. They are easily programmable and discarded.

by KYS_Swiftards November 20, 2023

sweltana

Sweltana is an astonishingly beautiful name. She,who has this name will be an elegant Woman with the luckiest partner.

Sweltana,You are the most beautiful girl I've ever laid my eyes on.

by The luckiest author November 25, 2023

Spilted

Easier way of saying spam filter.
Spam Filter = Spilted
Filtered Spam = Spilted

The Email was Spilted. The Spilted has caught this email as it is recognised as spam.

by MysticalBW November 27, 2023

Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.

Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.

by Numerati February 11, 2024