Cool Story Blow

when someones on your dick accussing you of sommin stupid

on your dick like a blowjob

''did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog''

''cool story blow''

''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''

''cool story blow''

''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''

''cool story blow''

by MozeleyBaby November 24, 2010

Bedtime Story

An unexpected reception of a sexual act from another person at night, in one's bed.

Shawn thought Sara had gone home, but she returned to give him a bedtime story

by Vpdotcom March 28, 2009

Kelly Ciglar Story

If she starts telling a story be prepared to have 7 mini conversations and 19 other stories thrown into it because she can’t stay focused!

Is this going to be a Kelly Ciglar Story?

by Peaches0926 July 19, 2017

story book land

Only a nerd can work here btw it is also very dangerous I almost died

Man story book land is for pussies

by Hitler slayer 6969 August 27, 2017

Never ending story

When you grab that fresh pair of undies and later you find yo girls hair wrapped around yo nut sack or stuck in your butthole after a crap

Dude I took such a great crap and when I went to wipe I caught this hair that seemed to be the never ending story coming from my butthole and nut sack

by Njsurfer80 February 9, 2019

Never ending story

“Never Ending Story”

When you take a sticky shit and keep wiping till the toilet paper is almost gone.

Went to the club last night couldn’t leave till two. Got stuck in the bathroom with a never ending story.

by Flaming hoe Cheeto February 26, 2019

Shit Story Syndrome

Perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some random bullshit that happens in their boring life, usually oblivious to the total disinterest of those around. The unfortunate recipient of the verbal diarrhoea if usually forced to choke up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of shit story syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and somebody exclaiming 'cool story, bro'

'Why are you so late?'
'I was on the phone to Maria. She kept going on about her gran's childhood vacation, but I stopped listening about two minutes in.'
'Yeah, I don't blame you. She has shit story syndrome.'

by Alkjjhhg May 29, 2016