shit slapper

A nome with an intense lust to slap your shit repeatedly until he orgasms in which he then proceeds to eat it and jump back into your yard.

Man that g-nome was a real shit slapper. I don't even need a toilet.

by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017

corn snappers

Gross ugly feet

Damn dude but your shoes back on you've got some corn snappers

by Gavinm_13 August 22, 2017

muddy snapper

The act of a male inserting his penis into a women's vagina after pulling it out of her anus. Presumably there is fecal matter on the man's penis, which ultimately makes its way to the woman's vagina.

Mike 1: Some bitch wanted me to pound her ass last night.
Mike 2: How'd it go?
Mike 1: Pretty nasty in fact, she tapped out after like 3 seconds but I made sure I got my nut by giving her the old muddy snapper. I then doused my cock in Clorox.

by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 15, 2017

Chapped Snapper Face

When a person's face is red and raw from eating a woman's pussy for a long time. Especially if she hasn't shaved in a few days.

I tore my girls pussy up for hours last night. She had stubble from not shaving that thing for a week so I got chapped snapper face. Got any lotion?

by Vettech12 October 18, 2017

french slapper

When the Snail Eater loves cock too much so she spreads her legs for anything that has a pulse. When in reality no one values her because she looks like a rat faced bitch

French Slapper: Bonjour, I like frogs can I suck your dick?

Man: of course but everyone knows you’re no good at it

by Doodle May 7, 2018

Yapper-Slapper

The word a guardian uses when they're about to slap you for cursing.

Sally said God's name in vain and then her mom said "Oh, time to give you the yapper-slapper."

by justcallmechickennugget May 14, 2018

Booty slapper

Person who does not respect woman rights

My neighbour is such a booty slapper

by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018