Toy Storying

Act of fingerbanging a girl whilst on a date watching a movie in the theater.

Dude I was totally Toy Storying her last night while watching Safe house.

by ArticPencil February 21, 2012

Cool Story Blow

when someones on your dick accussing you of sommin stupid

on your dick like a blowjob

''did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog''

''cool story blow''

''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''

''cool story blow''

''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''

''cool story blow''

by MozeleyBaby November 22, 2010

Bedtime Story

An unexpected reception of a sexual act from another person at night, in one's bed.

Shawn thought Sara had gone home, but she returned to give him a bedtime story

by Vpdotcom March 28, 2009

sex story

The contents of your trash can.

This sex story is the shit... tiest.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 April 01, 2017

Story Avira Time

That one guy

Person: Do you know Story Avira Time?

Person 2: OH YEAH HES AWESOME

by FaxMachine_OnlySpitFax July 16, 2021

Rave Story Rejects

A tournament inspired by the siivagunner king for another day tournament. They upload mashups and remix's of songs on soundcloud. It has 24 contestants and king pig shouldn't have BEEN ELIMINATED

person 1: hey man do you know what rave story rejects is
person 2: yeah king pig is the best contestant

by hotzzza September 17, 2020

you're telling the story

A loose way of suggesting you are off topic with an assumption.

Hey, you're telling the story fuck face.

by Hvaccess January 11, 2016