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Random

Something that makes NO GODDAMN SENSE and is used in the middle of a sentence with no context. Also associated with memes, YouTube, and kids.
Randy: I know the most random phrase ever. Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters
by IdiotSquadSenpai March 12, 2017
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Randomonium

An unbelievably high amount of random happenings and events.
Man, last week was crazy.. one nutty thing after another.. was complete randomonium!
by poppawheely April 20, 2017
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Random dude b

A typical Random dude b often appears in places where he's extremely unwanted and even though the people he tries to integrate with make it very clear that they don't want to spend their precious time with this particular random dude b he either doesn´t realise that or he chooses to completely ignore various signals that explicitly express a high level of antipathy for random dude b. sometimes he even goes as far as taking picture with the goup who's unwillingly hanging out with him and he posts them on different social media websites e.g. Instagram. This certain behavior is caused by his need to prove to people that he has 'friends'.
B:YA:Yo you wanna hang out at Kickz later ?eah man i'd love to but someone told me that random dude b would also be there sol i'll pass on that man !
by Fett/D=Senegal,Fett August 5, 2017
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Random

Out of no where. Not expected.
bob: I LIKE TURTLES
sally:that was not expected it was so random
by Clever username August 26, 2017
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Random

A "random" Is a person who rapes animals for fun and kills them afterwards to eat them.
That random is so weird . He raped that monkey again...

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YOU SAW THAT RANDOM!? Report him to the police asap!
by TheGodlyChicken September 23, 2017
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random light

Random Light is when someone randomly starts fucking people in public while wearing Christmas lights so he stands out, they call it a random event
“Wow is he really fucking him in public with Christmas lights? This is a random light”
by PewPewshots November 15, 2017
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Random wood

When your in the middle of class and you get a random boner because you forgot to do your homework
Wow that kid got some random wood there
by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017
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